Well, folks, it’s that time of year again when we dust off our Union Jack flags, stock up on snacks, and prepare to watch our Eurovision dreams get dashed faster than you can say “nul points.” This year’s hopefuls? The country-pop trio Remember Monday with their track “What the Hell Just Happened?”—a title that might just predict our collective reaction on the night.
Meet Remember Monday

Remember Monday consists of Lauren Byrne, Holly-Anne Hull, and Charlotte Steele, three best friends from Farnborough, Hampshire. They first caught public attention in 2019 on “The Voice UK,” reaching the quarter-finals under the mentorship of Jennifer Hudson. Since then, they’ve built a substantial following, particularly on TikTok, where their harmonious covers have garnered over 500,000 followers and 11.3 million likes.
The Song: “What the Hell Just Happened?”
Described as an upbeat, feel-good pop track, “What the Hell Just Happened?” captures the chaos and excitement of a night out with friends. The song blends multiple styles and tempos, combining upbeat verses with a slower anthemic chorus to showcase Remember Monday’s vocal harmonies.
The Harsh Reality
Now, let’s address the elephant in the room. While Remember Monday’s harmonies are tighter than my jeans after Christmas, the song itself feels like a genre imitation rather than something truly special. One critic opined, “This entry is catchy, but it feels more like a genre imitation than something truly special.”
Moreover, the UK’s track record at Eurovision hasn’t exactly been stellar. Last year’s entry, “Dizzy” by Olly Alexander, spun straight to 18th place despite high hopes and a seasoned pop star at the helm.
Final Thoughts
In the grand tradition of British Eurovision entries, Remember Monday’s “What the Hell Just Happened?” seems poised to continue our legacy of well-intentioned mediocrity. While their talent and enthusiasm are undeniable, the song lacks the distinctiveness and impact needed to stand out on the Eurovision stage. So, as we prepare for another year of Eurovision spectacle, let’s hope for the best but brace ourselves for the familiar refrain: “What the hell just happened?”


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